You can tell my kids are nearly teenagers! Five minutes of them being in the house I was almost asphyxiated by the toxic stench of Lynx Apollo deodorant! Thank God the patio doors were open, I just managed to crawl under the fumes and out into the back garden. Sadly two house sparrows had already succumbed to the acrid pong and were in their last death throws on the decking! June 6th 2016 4:03 pm