Well it’s time for another plant, ooops rant! Why is it that when you water your garden plants they just sit there in the soil looking bored to death. they cross their legs and wrinkle their leaves with indifference. They think, yeah thanks a lot for nothing, if you expect me to grow think again Monty Bong!
Today it rained, the bloody ungrateful things were bouncing around the garden like Triffids with nymphomania! Blimey I swear they all grew about three inches. Now having dinner I can hear them in the garden having horticultural orgasms and blowing raspberries at me through the patio doors. Damn them to the compost hell, the green recycling bin awaits your doom! April 24th 2019 7:20 pm