August 4th 2016 7:39 pm
Another thing,
Had the day off and decided to take A&A swimming. How many people today barged into me whilst avidly gazing into their iPhones? Walking down the High Street seemed like pushing against an eternal eZombie tide. Drooling, hollow eyed teenagers with the deathly glow of their iPhones illuminating their eerie features. As each eZombie walked into me they looked into my eyes as if it was my fault. The usual spottage of sticky chewing gum on high street pavements has been replaced with glistening lines of eZombie drool akin to garden slug trails.
This leads seamlessly on into a second thought. When walking through a pedestrianised area do you undertake a road traffic style of etiquette or just walk in any direction as you retail therapist wishes? I walk in the main stream traffic through the High Street and retailers just walk out of shops straight across my path. Always cutting me up rushing toward their nearest bargain! If they were driving a car it would be an RTA in the waiting surely. No one just pulls out of a side turning into traffic, do they? I advocate using the Highway Code in pedestrian precincts as well. Saves all those people walking across your path stopping you and making you change direction and all.
Liar Liar rants on fire! 