Well, with gin & tonics in hand, we took up our seats for tonight’s hogwatch. Out came our hedgehog and ate the usual offerings and drank some water. Then to our surprise another bigger hog came into the garden and proceeded to circle ours. Our hog made very loud snorting sounds and kept her tail end away from the circling visitor. The noise was quite shocking but there was no aggression between them. Eventually Randy Hog gave up and helped himself to the free insect & biscuit buffet. Then after a while he returned to circling and the asthmatic snorting continued. We decided that this was going to be quite a drawn out affair so we left them to it. Well with this prickly passion going on in out back garden one thing’s for sure, both of them are going to have quite a few pricks tonight! June 29th 2018 12:14 am

Well back on the decking listening to our noisy Pornohogs! This is brilliant our backyard has become a dogging site for every filthy local hedgehog! Every night they’re turning up for a buffet & bonk yet they show no gratitude at all damn them!  June 30th 2018 11:31 pm