It’s amazing to what lengths children will go not to eat their evening meal. Amelia has just spent the last hour moving remnants of her food around the plate disguising it and using clever illusionist tricks to make it look like she has actually eaten something. After whining like a lame dog, feigning vomit sounds and microwaving it a dozen times she finally eats 0.0001g of Gingsters pasty. Well done so no ice cream for you! Perhaps later she will stop overreacting and confirm that she was actually glad to be born.
November 21st 2011 6:48 pm