February 27th 2018 8:22 pm

Today was somewhat chilly & snowy so I decided to wear a pair of counterfeit Calvin Klein long johns I purchase whilst living in Hong Kong nearly 30 years ago. They still fit although the elastic somewhat compromised and they felt a little odd underneath my trousers. Anyway I dressed in a rush and off we went perusing new gas hobs & MDF art boards. One of the legs of my long johns felt a little strange and kept riding up so now and again I had to tug it down again; I’m sure people thought I must have a continence problem. After a walk into Barnie my wife and I were returning home when she said, ‘What’s that stuck on your shoe?’ I looked down to see yesterday’s pants and a withered sock hanging out of one of my trouser legs. Not a great look I admit, now where’s the application for that warden controlled flat?